Previously...
Kaitlyn and Fi touched them with their hands
full of their bacteria.
Washing them every two minutes
- is kind of crazy if you ask me. - That's a lot.
"Number 23. All Saints Hospital,
- "Dr. Fitch Cooper." - How did this happen?
We want to launch a citywide campaign
featuring you as the face of All Saints.
You know Sarah Kohri? I could not love her more.
Get in line.
When I get nervous, I act with inappropriate sexual touches.
Like Tourette's.
You and me, tonight.
Third-base line.
I'm pregnant.
Are you jealous of Ginny Flynn?
You're overreacting.
No, I am reacting.
I get to react, okay?
Don't Mess with the Nurse Team
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Coffee black
with a little milk.
I love this place.
You always remember how I take my coffee.
I remember all things that pertain to her.
I like your new sheets. Very soft.
I'm glad you worked through your cotton-poly-blend phase.
Stick around, you'll learn all kinds of things about me.
Now I forget, you have heard of CDs, right?
You hear that?
You hear those lows?
Digital is bullshit.
I guess.
I stopped listening to music
when the Teletubbies moved into my home.
That's funny.
- You know the Teletubbies? - I'm a cultured man.
- I shouldn't talk about my kids. - Why not?
It's your life. What will you talk about?
Yes, it is. My fabulous life.
Give me an example.
- Of what? - What you do.
What's tonight?
Come on.
Let's see. Tonight, Gracie is having a sleepover
with her friend Kaitlyn.
You do not like Kaitlyn.
No, I do not.
How about Kevin? What's he up to?
Okay. That I can't do.
I'm sorry.
This thing with you guys hanging out...
- It's cute, but it's gotta stop. - Got it.
I got a couple of Roxies laying around if you want 'em.
My back's good actually.
FYI,
I am here because I like you,
not because you have drugs.
You like me, huh?
- What do you want me to say? - What do you think?
I gotta go.
See ya.
That smells good.
How was work?
You know, fine. Crazy.
Did you pick up the movies?
Honey, no, I'm sorry. I didn't. You know what?
- I'll go get 'em. - That's fine.
You're here. Just stay here.
- Take over for me. - All right.
Okay, girls.
Corn's ready.
Dad, can I have a Coke?
Negative.
Hi, Grace. Thanks for asking. My day was fine.
Popcorn!
- Kaitlyn tripped me! - No, I didn't.
Let me take a look.
The kitchen stinks. I think you're burning it.
- It's better that way. - No.
It's better than nothing.
You look okay.
Good. I didn't feel like setting broken bones.
I want a broken bone
with a cast on my arm.
I could get one for my birthday.
Retarded.
Kaitlyn! Be nice.
Cranberry or apple juice?
- Cranberry. - I don't care.
Coke?
No Coke.
Do you still wear diapers?
Kaitlyn honey, listen to me.
Shut the fuck up.
What?
She is not a nice kid.
Her home life is a mess.
Might want to lighten up.
Do you know what happened to my Joni Mitchell albums?
Nope.
Fuck.
Motorcycle accident. ETA two minutes!
Let's focus, people!
Can we move a little faster?
Go easy. They're fine.
They're okay.
Not seeing a lot of people on their toes!
Other than Jackie and me.
Geez, I'm sorry. I gotta go...
and not pee.
I can't wipe.
- You're the guy on the bus stops. - You saw that?
You're a doctor?
You look like a model.
Thank you.
Jealous much, Jackie?
"If looks could cure."
No, I'm good.
I am doing what it takes to bring the sick and the injured here
so that I can cure them.
Tell ortho the face of All Saints is just about done here.
- Give him a hand in the bathroom. - I told you to do it.
She's got a code coming in.
We all set? Everybody happy?
I'm happy if you are.
34-year-old female. Lost control of her motorcycle on the FDR.
Running two large-bore IVS wide open,
69 over 40.
Get respiratory over there. Who's with me?
Transfer. Ready. One, two, three.
Who's working my lines?
Me, right now.
That leg is humpty-dumpty.
Massive internal bleeding.
- Name? - Jennifer.
Jennifer, are you with us?
- Can you hear me? - I'm still here.
What's that?
Where am I?
You're in All Saints hospital. You had an accident.
I'm fucking alive?
Yes, you are We're gonna take good care of you.
Fuck. Please don't.
We'll get you out of pain first.
Good fuckin' luck.
100 of Sux and 40 of Etomidate.
Sux and Etomidate.
Call the OR.
"All gave some, some gave all."
She's in the service.
Zoey, call the OR. Now.
- Her spleen is all but shot. - You don't need it.
- Actually, you do. - She's right. Incredibly.
New research says spleens produce all the monocytes.
Hugs for the continuing education. You'll let us know the next big thing?
I get my information from medical journals,
not from AOL like Jackie.
He's got me there.
Hi, are you Trey?
Dr. O'hara wanted me to update you. We are doing everything we can,
but I'm not gonna blue-sky you. She has a ruptured spleen
and that's not good.
Excuse me.
- No one's allowed over the line. - Sorry,
Hi. Tony Frambi. I'm with Cellulab.
We are overrun with you guys.
If I could...
nurse Peyton, just leave you with a few samples.
It's not gonna work.
Flopro is new for incontinence, excellent results.
Joyfulax is an up-and-comer
for depression.
This is an ER. You don't come 'cause you're sad.
I mean, they do, but that's not...
You know what's exciting? Capsaicin. Studies show that it treats
neuropathic pain better than any barbiturate.
Really?
- Can I see the studies? - I'll bring them by tomorrow.
- That's too much. - Please, I have plenty.
- Okay, that's good. - Please take it. It's fine.
- See you tomorrow. - Okay.
You believe this?
Who knew women are such pigs?
Me.
Chart for the motorcycle crash, the girl with the ruptured spleen.
Poor spleen.
Minding its own business,
then... Bam!
Call it a day.
Life as you know it is over.
Over.
C'est la vie.
Get back here.
I don't know if it's hormones or fear
of being a mother, but, you're getting a little weird.
- Have you had a pregnancy test? - No. Unnecessary.
And why is that?
I'm pregnant.
You know this how?
I know my body...
pretty well and they're...
Jackie, walk with me please.
The good news is our endowment's intact even though our revenues are down.
- The bad news is... - ... under your arm.
Don't speak. Listen.
If anyone knows what a crock of shit this is, it's me.
The hospital needs it to work,
so get behind it.
Why are we advertising inside the hospital?
The patients are already here.
This is not our field of expertise.
Our PR people have a multi-pronged strategy.
This is one of the prongs.
They may not look like much to you,
but each of these costs $286.
Vandalizing or disfiguring any Dr. Coopers
will be met by a shit storm. Don't test me.
To think all of this could've been yours.
Ladies.
Who's the handsome guy?
It may be my face,
- but it's our body. - Speaking of our body,
what's wrong with it? It doesn't appear to be life-size.
That is weird.
I'd say it's a travesty.
- It's a tiny little travesty. - Miniature, really.
You think I'm stupid?
The face of All Saints is not petty.
What?
Turn around.
You said you'd call.
I lied.
What's wrong with me?
This is Jackie?
- You told her about me? - What else would I talk about?
Where are we going for lunch? Not Barneys.
- Jackie, you pick. - I can't go to lunch.
There's sick people all over here.
There's one I've gotta deal with.
- Exactly how drunk were we? - I don't know, but we talk our way
onto an American military base
in the Bavarian fucking Alps.
We tell them we're colonels wives.
You did. I was a general's wife.
Yes, I'm sorry.
But we're in the line for the lift,
we can't keep our hands off each other.
We were a bit grabby!
I'd say!
We ended up telling this gawking sergeant
that our husbands had been deployed in Kosovo for over a year
and we're consoling each other.
We're just consoling each other.
God. You're settling in Washington?
That's what they tell me.
That's exciting.
Not really. Well, good gig,
once you've escaped from a drunk general's tent in Mogadishu,
covering congressional hearings doesn't exactly cut it.
A medieval war has just broken out.
Someone's shot an arrow into a man's lung.
Cupid is having a bad day.
I disagree.
- I've got the check. - That's absurd!
In six years, I have never seen her leave so much as a pickle.
Sorry?
- It really is an arrow. - Would I lie to you?
Some rich douchebag drank his lunch and shoot an arrow off his roof.
You're going after rich people who drink.
I don't like that.
Let's call up to radiology for a cat scan of the chest.
Got it.
Can I ask you a question about Zoey?
How you doing?
You believe this?
- It's brand new. - What's brand new?
- I heard it, but I didn't believe it. - What?
Shot by an arrow...
Standing on sixth.
You're here why?
I've never even been mugged.
Check it out... Carbon King. That's top of the line.
- You talk about the freaking arrow? - Okay. Yes.
But my roommate in college was a member of the archery club.
- So I know a thing or two. - At the most.
Please get out of here.
- It's brand new. - What, the arrow?
No... The lung.
Heavy is the head that wears the crown, Dr. Cooper.
I've done the math.
I can cover all your shifts during your maternity leave
if you cover me.
If you take my shifts,
my mom and I can go to Holland, Michigan for the Tulip Festival finally.
I told you about my condition for your support.
- Not so you can plan a vacation. - I'm putting a bright spin on things.
Hold on a minute.
I can do it.
Thank you. This has been a dream of ours.
- Are you close to your mother? - Not really.
She sold me into slavery when I was 4. I lived on the streets until a mission.
One year for a Halloween,
I went as a slave.
Kidding. I grew up in Jersey, went to Rutgers.
Kidding. By "slave" I meant "Princess Leia."
Fucking motorcycle.
Sorry I curse so much.
Yeah, well, fuck that.
She serves in the Helmet province, okay?
Kandahar.
Jesus Christ, what do I tell my kids if she dies right here at home?
I don't have the answer to that, you don't have to cross that bridge yet.
She doesn't sleep,
doesn't cry,
barely fuckin' eats.
She had this bike, like, this Ducati, like 10 years ago.
Awesome, I mean...
Awesome motorcycle.
Brad Pitt has one.
So I went out
and spent like $8,000
on a kick-ass motorcycle.
Thought it might clear her head.
You know?
I know.
Now look what I've done.
Oh God, what did I do?
You were making her happy.
It was an accident, Trey. They're called accidents for a reason.
I'm not ready for this.
Being a mother's hard.
You know that already.
Didn't make it.
Bleeding!
My apologies.
Is she always this...
I regret my behavior.
Good.
But can I just say that miracles can happen every day?
Yes, like the day they invented rubbers. Try using them.
- How's your day going? - Same old.
- Yours? - Good.
I wanna
do this full disclosure thing, you know, so there's no more confusion.
We're heading into the city.
We'll play a little ping-pong.
Well, Jesus, Kevin, I'm not your mom.
"Ping-pong"?
Susan Sarandon opened up a club.
My friend Eddie got us a table.
I know you're leaving, but you should know Mr. Conroy,
arrow guy, transplanted lung...
The man who shot him sent his driver in.
Where?
Your boss nearly kills my patient and he sends his driver in.
There's 8 million people in this fuckin' city.
What kind of a moron shoots an arrow off a roof?
The man he hit waited three years for a lung transplant.
Guess where?
Ma'am, my boss is a freakin' dick.
Can I just ask if they guy's okay?
Miraculously, he is.
Why isn't your dick-of-a-boss in jail?
The reckless endangerment charges were dismissed.
He's connected.
So, you're here to apologize?
I'm here for his arrow.
He's not in there, ma'am.
- This a Mercedes? - S65 AMG.
Only 15 ever made.
Nice car.
It's really gorgeous.
Got heated seats?
What a beautiful piece of machinery.
What kind of mileage you get?
You missed a spot.
Hey, babe.
See what he just did? Shit, man, that was good.
A little spin on that.
A lot of spin.
Thirsty? They got like 20 beers on tap. Get us a pitcher?
Let's get a pitcher.
What the hell?
What?
You told me to stop seeing him. I never said I would.
Why, Eddie?
Hedging my bets a little, I guess.
You lie to me again, I tell him everything.
So you just got the whole thing figured out then?
As a matter of fact, I do.
We'll see about that, won't we?
Here we go.
All right!
- Cheers. - Cheers.
- Kick his ass. - Will do.
You know this is pretend, right?
How long do I get to keep it on?
Well, I don't know.
Not just for my birthday, but past it too, right?
We will see how you do.
Really?
This is really what you want? Because you're gonna be stuck with it.
I know.
Mom?
Yes, honey.
Nothing's really broken.